this all comes from my addictions

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dinoduckqueen:

werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

asking the real questions

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hopelessmodelx:

thebootydiaries:

drfreeze01:

thebootydiaries:

pls stop rebloggingthis is not how I want to be remembered

that hijab looks like some grandma’s sweater became sentient




Lmfao love her 😭
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stilinskillme:

remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years

(Source: dylansbutt2k14, via kaezza)

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assgod:


bukakkedad:

katwaterflame:

josiephone:

Apparently some vegans are telling people not to eat honey to support bees.STOP. STOP NOW.DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK?Buy honey (local if possible) -> support beekeepers -> support bees.I swear people don’t even think this stuff out. Beekeepers provide bees with an environment in which they can live, and are encouraged to thrive. Bees then have a big huge giant person who can deal with any threats to the hive. Yes, honey is a winter food supply for bees, but beekeepers (unless they’re dicks, in which case they’d be shooting themselves in the foot) will NEVER take too much honey from a hive, and will always ensure that bees have enough food. Think about it, you’re not going to starve a source of income/hobby, are you?So now.Support beekeepers.Support bees.buzz.

I had to reblog just for “DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK?" because it made me realize that some people really don’t!

save them

SAVE THEM!!
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i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED

I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG
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riverplants:

foods that will poison cats:

  1. alcohol 
  2. chocolate
  3. caffeine
  4. dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)
  5. fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. tuna (when not made for cats)
  9. xylitol (artificial sweetener)

if you have a cat please reblog this

(Source: jacko-plantern, via rabbitsisters)

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wheres-my-pie-sammy:


#OH SNAP IT’S ON #SAMUEL’S ALL COMING IN HERE TRYING TO MAKE BOBBY FEEL LIKE HE’S NOT THEIR ‘REAL’ PARENT #AND BOBBY AIN’T HAVING NONE OF THAT SHIT #UH UH #BITCH I HAVE RAISED THOSE KIDS #AND LOVED THE FUCK OUT OF THOSE LITTLE SHITS #AND YOU COME INTO MY CRIB #AND TRY TO TELL ME I’M PRETENDING TO BE THEIR FATHER #SOMEBODY HOLD MY BEARD #BOBBY SINGER #FUCKING AWESOME

SOMEBODY HOLD MY BEARD
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swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

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Tay Jardine of We Are The In Crowd | Vans Warped Tour - Charlotte, NC | Photo by Nathan Derrico
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john:  i'm not gay i'm not interested in sherlock nah
john during their first proper conversation:  so are you single????? no????? oh good. i'm single too. not that i'm interested. but please remember i'm single. so yeah. we're both single haha. what a coincidence haha.
john looking at sherlock:  licks his lips
moriarty:  hey sherl--
john:  BYE HE'S NOT INTERESTED
john:  looks at sherlock's butt
john:  is that a woman what is a woman doing so close to you
john:  we're not a couple
irene:  you are a couple
john:  well actually
john:  your cheekbones are smashing and you look so hot in this coat
john touching sherlock's knee:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ fine with me
janine:  emerges from sherlock's bedroom
john:  ????????????????????!!!???????????????
john:  so you're in a relationship? that's fine btw. but you are? in a relationship? like really? in an actual relationship? are you sure?
janine:  kissing sherlock
john:  ???!!!! hOW DARE ????!!!!!!!!!??!?!?!?!??
sherlock:  fake-proposes
john:  my heart didn't just shatter into a million pieces
john:  yeah no we're just best friends
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sophieispro:

important things to consider about your otp:

  • which one knows all the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody
  • who’s more likely to order pizza at 3 in the morning
  • who can twerk
  • who is the most grumpy in the morning
  • who cries during rom-coms
  • who can rap all of the lyrics to Anaconda
  • who initiates rap battles to said song
  • who forces the other to have movie marathons

(via alexgaiskarth)

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calliestrider:

un-leash-ing:

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

*goes to hell and awkwardly follows satan the entire time*

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This is Criminal Law 100, or as I prefer to call it, How to Get Away with Murder.
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shreksforthememories:

food should be free. water should be free. housing should be free. power, fuel, electricity should be free. basic necessities should be free.

the idea of “people should have to work for a living” carries the implication that some people deserve to die

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